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Things dont go as planned, of course. If they did, there wouldnt be much of a movie. There are twists and double-crosses, and a pretty great night out with super-straight-laced Don and Edie Fitzgerald and their daughter, Melissa .
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Oh, and this: If you have Jennifer Aniston playing a stripper, then you evidently must have her, you know, strip, down to bra and panties. In a hot garage. In Mexico. Under a shower of water. And steam. People would probably ask for their money back otherwise.
Its easy to see this movie hitting big on cable and <a href=http://christianlouboutinshoes2013.info/>christianlouboutinshoes2013.info</a> DVD. Its built for taking out specific lines <a href=http://www.ferragamo-shoes.com/ferragamo-belts-c-16.html/>ferragamo belts</a> and bits and reciting them over and over, because then you dont notice if they dont all fit together neatly. So yes, its funny, but not particularly clever. The smartest joke in the movie is actually one shown in the outtakes at the end, at Anistons expense.
Thus, if you dumb down your expectations, youll be OK. The thing is, you shouldnt have to.
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